Quotes for the week 01-07 february 2009
I'm quite happy that this is the third time I'm posting quotes regularly. I'm also happy that a few people seem to like my ideea of Sunday Quotes, so I'll keep posting.Sunt destul de fericit că e a treia oară când postez citate în mod regulat. De asemenea sunt fericit că sunt câțiva oameni care par să aprecieze ideea mea cu Citatele de Duminică.
Porția de citate
Doar nu era să treacă atâta amar de vreme fără ceva citate care să ne inspire sau să ne facă să râdem.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Mark Twain
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Fran Lebowitz
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Laurence J. Peter
Cel mai mult îmi place ultimul, alte păreri?
Citate
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
Thomas Jefferson
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Gilda Radner
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
George Lucas
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Groucho Marx
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
George Wallace
Citat – Hughes Mearns
As I was walking up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd stay away.
Hughes Mearns
More quotes
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
George Bernard Shaw
Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight lines.
R. Buckminster Fuller
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
Anonymous
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Jack Handey
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Havelock Ellis
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
Will Rogers
Citate… din nou
Nu am mai postat de ceva vreme citate care îmi plac şi asta nu din cauză că nu am mai cules, ci din... hai să îi spunem... schimbare temporară a intereselor. Urmează pachetul de citate:
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!
Jean Sibelius
There are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Franz Kafka
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Citat
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
Anonim
Citat – Mark Twain
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Mark Twain
Citate – Linus Torvalds
“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds